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Waco Anon

Waco Anon,

Hope you’re okay. Don’t want you to be dead or anything…that’s my job. 

Slendy you must stop this being called The Hollower. He's doing nothing but taking your credit! He's like you but with a trench coat and hat with no face and makes people's fears go against them! The nerve of that man! Though I do think you might get along with him but stop him from taking your credit! That is YOUR job.
If you were to have a theme song, what would it be? I think Maneater by Nelly Furtado would be an accurate one.

Maneater,
Make you go insane,
Make you die anyway
Make you want to live.  

(via the-half-slender-being)

Just came back from the biggest example of human idiocy. Some mayor was running for re-election with his running mate when during the announcement, a video was run. Said video contained the two in illicit acts with a 40 year old Malaysian slave boy, and a rhino. A bunch of Arabs came up after and demanded some payment. Everyone freaked out and started killing each other. Those guys were then torn limb from limb by a bunch of porn hating women. *Click* Goodbye, you won't miss me. *BANG* *THUMP*
Mere humans decided to create a sequel to the game that wasn't even accurate in the first place. Reason enough to hate humanity more.

Disgusting

If you could kill me, how would u do it?

I wouldn’t even waste my time thinking of a creative kill for you. I’d just run you over with a bulldozer, pathetic mortal. 

My Question is, Have you played Any horror based video game or game in general other than the Slender: Eight Pages, if so? What would be your Favorite?

Amnesia would probably be better than all the other ones out there. Also: Slender is a load of shit. 

What do you think about Jeff the Killer?

He’s a terrible killer. 

(via morbidintoxication)